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The Lurve Squad.

Inspired by this post. Because even Shinigami have... needs.


Hitsugaya and Shuuhei are walking through the Court. The soundtrack is provided by Barry White.

"Wow, look at that one! Nice... eyes."

"Yeah."

"Actually, I don't think I've ever seen her around -- where does she belong to?"

"Er... mumble."

"What?"

"Fourteenthmumblemumble."

"What?"

"Division Fourteen!"

"But-- there are only thirteen!"

"..."

"Yeees?"

"We don't like to talk about it."

"Why the hell not? I'm a captain, you know! I-- I should know things! How am I supposed to do my work if I don't know... things?"

"You're a minor."

"I'm two hundred!"

"What I said."

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kookie315
Jul. 12th, 2005 04:20 pm (UTC)
Haha. Did you write this? I love it!
hardlyfatal
Jul. 12th, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC)
Hitsu-kun gets no love. I think I need to write a fic where he is deflowered by Rangiku and Nanao.
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