?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Ninjas need love too. And doodles.

Okay, of late I'm getting my inspiration from late night softporn on tv, and movies like The Mummy. So I guess it's no wonder I came up with this :

Wanna see my etchings?

Larger (full) version here: Wanna see my etchings?

Although to be honest I started writing the pairing before I doodled this. And because she is an original character and he is not exactly one of the main players in 'Naruto' either (except in my head), here's a small story snippet featuring them together. No, not the smut. I'm saving that, since it contains panties.


______________________________________


Genma/Tomoe

Genma tried to sneak a look at her book. No, not the one she was studiously leafing through -- that one was a dead dry dissertation on chakra economy he had already memorized years ago. He was much more interested in the one with the luridly red cover and the conspicuously inscription-free spine.

Giving in to curiosity he used Jounin speed to tug it out of the pile just a little so he could read the embossed title. Light glinted dully off the gold letters -- 'The Psychology and Mating Habits of High-Level Ninja'. Obviously people wrote ninja books outside of Konoha too, contrary to popular opinion. Outside of the hidden villages, even.

Couldn't have been a very well-researched book then, could it?

Genma sneaked another look, because the term high-level ninja was just so irritatingly sloppy. Probably included Jounin, right? He was utterly entitled to take a look. He'd always wanted to know what his mating habits were, apart from sadly neglected.


Looking at him from beneath lowered eyelids, Tomoe wondered what he was thinking. Not that she had a snowball's chance in hell of actually finding that out -- Jounin were notoriously unreadable, this one more than most.

They were all closed books. Encrypted books too, it only manifested differently. Shiranui-sama looked bored and easy-going and tied his scarf all wrong. Not to mention his successful imitation of a sleepy bovine -- she was convinced there was no other purpose for the strawlike thing between his teeth. The only other possible explanation was that he was one of those orally fixated persons and had this urge to have something in his mouth all the time... she quickly discontinued that train of thought because it made her all hot and flushed, but not before he sent her a curious look.

Anyway... Hatake-sama tried to look clueless and perverted but could only partly hide the intensity that smouldered just beneath the surface. And he had such a nice butt, too...

She rubbed her forehead with painful intensity, hoping that might chase the thoughts away.

She really shouldn't have read that book. Especially not the chapter about Jounin mating habits, or lack thereof. The part about channeling sexual frustration in combat had been particularly instructive, even if sloppily researched. She doubted any of them fought with anything less than complete cold calculation -- hormonal imbalance had no place in there. But the images were stubbornly clinging to her brain and there was no hope of dislocating them anytime soon, especially not that one of a sweating, sexually frustrated, intense...

*Damn it.*

She of all people should know how influential books were in the forming of young minds, and while her mind wasn't exactly all that young anymore, it was still susceptible to those kinds of thoughts, especially when the recipient of some of her strongest feelings was sitting right in front of her, and...

"I really want to shake you until your teeth rattle whenever I get your reports," she muttered, fingers twisting about an imaginary neck.

Across the table, Genma's eyes widened. "Really," he said dryly, a tone of bemused speculation underlying that one word.

________________________________



Feel free to tell me how much I suck at writing. I already know the English language will never by my friend, but then again German isn't either, and the mad Romanian skillz I used to have at the age of ten are hopelessly buried as well, so...

Comments

( 17 comments — Leave a comment )
hardlyfatal
Apr. 21st, 2004 12:39 pm (UTC)
Loved it! This line in particular: "He'd always wanted to know what his mating habits were, apart from sadly neglected."

As usual, a wonderful slice of interaction. You are so good at this! I have no idea why you think you aren't.

The art's lovely, mmm mmm good. Sexy! I want the next installment!
technoelfie
Apr. 21st, 2004 01:48 pm (UTC)
You are so good at this! I have no idea why you think you aren't.

Because it's so damn hard. Drawing's hard too, but in a pleasant, tingly way.

I can't believe I actually wrote that.

And he'll find out about his mating habits soon enough, because there's smut (smut I already wrote that is, so it's not the quantum kind that might never come into being at all). And I might really break down and ask you to beta in earnest, because I'm lazy and stupid.

Regarding the pic -- the next installment would feature panties, and I might just do it. Because, surprise panties. And I might be unable to resist the lure of that scene. *rubs hands in anticipation* Cinnie, you're a bad influence on me -- a naughty one at the very least. :P
hardlyfatal
Apr. 21st, 2004 02:40 pm (UTC)
You have NO IDEA how naughty I am.

Would be delighted to beta for you, and HELL YEAH want more art-- smutty's best! Yeehaw!
technoelfie
Apr. 21st, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC)
Love you. Will mail you stuff -- including smut.

And I'm naughtier. I think. Just not in fiction. :P

hardlyfatal
Apr. 21st, 2004 04:08 pm (UTC)
Hm. We should have a who's-the-naughtiest contest.

Yes, please, send me smut. Fic smut, art smut, smut smut smut.
technoelfie
Apr. 22nd, 2004 10:37 am (UTC)
As soon as I get home... Hate uni. *grrrrr*
a_hollow_year
Apr. 21st, 2004 01:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, PRETTY! I love the lighting and shading you did in that picture. (And I really, really want to meet Genma, but wah, 54 chapters until I do.)

I like the snippet, too. Hormones are so very pesky.

"I really want to shake you until your teeth rattle whenever I get your reports," she muttered, fingers twisting about an imaginary neck.

Love! Reminds me of the whole "elephant in the room" thing, where everyone knows it's there but doesn't want to look at it or talk about it. ^_^
technoelfie
Apr. 21st, 2004 02:01 pm (UTC)
But those are going to be interesting 54 chapters. You might even pick Kakashi for your harem on the way... I know I did.

Hormones are so very pesky.

Indeed. Hormones rule me. And the "elephant in the room" thing reminds me of Sesshoumaru and Kagome and instant animal attraction they refuse to act on. I don't know why, but whenever I imagine them it's acting out some bondage fantasy or other and subsequently shagging like rabbits. Must be because both are so very repressed lovable. And in need of a good shag affection.

Uh, that wasn't me talking just now. It was my evil twin.
a_hollow_year
Apr. 21st, 2004 02:14 pm (UTC)
I really like Kakashi already. He is one with the ass kicking.

I don't know why, but whenever I imagine them it's acting out some bondage fantasy or other and subsequently shagging like rabbits.

... and you are putting ideas in my head. But oh, they're both so repressed, so which one would tie the other one up?

Kagome: So I'll... I'll just take your pants off, then?
Sesshoumaru: *tied to bed* ...
Kagome: And, um... wait, what do I do now?
Sesshoumaru: ... touching it is an option.
Kagome: Oh.
Sesshoumaru: What are you waiting for?
Kagome: It looks scary! I've never seen so many veins in one place in my life!
Sesshoumaru: Why don't we switch places?
*they do*
Kagome: Whew! That's a load off my mind.
Sesshoumaru: ...
Kagome: *blushes* So... um... are we gonna do it or what? Could you please... it's ever so cold.
Sesshoumaru: You know, there's something very undignified about this...

And on and on until he unties her and they braid each other's hair instead.
total_lockdown
Apr. 21st, 2004 03:30 pm (UTC)
...BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! XDD!

...
technoelfie
Apr. 21st, 2004 03:55 pm (UTC)
Uh, you're probably aware this had me in stitches. I mean, how could it not?

Anyway. This

"And on and on until he unties her and they braid each other's hair instead."

...got me thinking. Because, what if braiding his hair (and possibly scratching his belly) is the true way to activate Sesshoumaru's dormant libido? Like...

Kagome: So silky... *tugs on a strand*
Sesshoumaru: Yessss. Harder.
Kagome: [secretly excited] You don't really want that.
Sesshoumaru: Stupid ningen. Stop teasing.
Kagome: [getting all tingly] I love it when you talk dirty.

Sesshoumaru is too distracted with sniffing at her hair to pay much attention.

Sesshoumaru: Ahhh... Herbal Essences. *closes his eyes in bliss*

Kagome tugs on his newly plaited braid. Hard.

Sesshoumaru roars orgasmically.


Kagome: [panting] ...

Sesshoumaru draws her close, all semblance of youkai dignity forgotten.

Kagome: [still dazed] Wha--

Sesshoumaru: Do that again. *purrs*


Or something like that. And now I'm going to bed -- I obviously can't think straight. ^^;
a_hollow_year
Apr. 21st, 2004 07:58 pm (UTC)
This sounds suspiciously like warm fuzzy smut. And I want to write it. I bet there's TONS of hair references that sound really dirty at the same time. Like teasing. And blowing... er, dry. And, um... well, I bet there's tons. Also, hair is sexy. So very sexy. Especially with Sess and Kag.

*fans self* Must write and/or talk about writing it... after I finish chapter! Augh!
uchuunoyanushi
Apr. 21st, 2004 03:01 pm (UTC)
Oi! How dare you say you are bad at writing! This: "He was utterly entitled to take a look. He'd always wanted to know what his mating habits were, apart from sadly neglected." made me laugh myself silly. And, and...

Where's the rest!!! And where are the panties! I wanna see! *pouts*

So, in summary, very yummy. I want more. ^_~
technoelfie
Apr. 21st, 2004 03:58 pm (UTC)
Wah, I'm happy you liked it! *squeals*

The panties are on their way should I ever manage to finish this annoyingly long story. If I only could write the chapters in the proper order instead of scribbling disjointed scenes here and there... *sighs*
uchuunoyanushi
Apr. 22nd, 2004 07:37 pm (UTC)
Try writing an outline. It's the only way I can keep on track.

And panties! *SQUEE!!*
wicked_innuendo
Apr. 22nd, 2004 04:47 am (UTC)
hurrah for orally fixated shinobi
Feel free to tell me how much I suck at writing. I already know the English language will never by my friend, but then again German isn't either, and the mad Romanian skillz I used to have at the age of ten are hopelessly buried as well.

Girl! Your english is better then mine! My German is limited to "Spriechen sie English?" and "Nein Spritzer!" XP Your writing flows beautifully and you give depth and insight to these characters, giving them more of a human touch and 'less fear my mad ninja skills' personas. This is great and there's art! Hot, steamy, sexy jounin art goodness. Very nice, I look forward to more!
technoelfie
Apr. 22nd, 2004 10:46 am (UTC)
Re: hurrah for orally fixated shinobi
Uh, yes. I mean, no. No 'fear my mad ninja skillz' writing for me. Probably because I'm not all that interested in them ninja skillz (apart from the other set for the bedroom). And I might do a Naruto story with pictures. I like pictures. And it would remind me of the Jules Verne books I read when I was little. :)

Also, ask and ye shall receive. Tomorrow. Or the day after that. :P
( 17 comments — Leave a comment )