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I'm doing this mainly to push the last entry back a little (still wondering what posessed me), and because reiku reminded me that there are a lot more things I hate about Inuyasha fandom than I first thought. Also, her list is longer and prettier than mine. :)

So...


  • Submissive!Sesshoumaru. This rubs me in all the wrong ways...I hate it. I think the word is not even in his vocabulary.
  • Kikyou and/or Jaken bashing (thanks Reiku). They're both complex characters in their own right. Of course, so is Naraku. Kukuku... Still.
  • Any lost/stolen sister of Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha's who probably burst from Inutaisho's forehead fully grown and is actually a phoenix inu youkai. At least.
  • Naraku/Sesshoumaru. Please. Also, Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru. And, Shippo/Kagome. *shudders*


And because it isn't fair to only list the things that make me twitch, here's what I'd like to see.


  • Sesshoumaru giving Rin lesons in haircare and calligraphy.
  • Kagome and Sesshoumaru discussing quantum mechanics and alternate universes until late in the night and calling it a romantic dinner. Besides, the Shikon no Tama is quantum, to paraphrase Pterry. I know it.
  • Inuyasha taking a bath, and possibly using scent-free deodorant.
  • Naraku giving up his world domination plans and opening a brothel instead. It should definitely pay better.
  • Sango/Inuyasha.
  • Miroku becoming a stripper and being groped on a daily basis by screaming females.
  • Miroku/Kagura. Because I'm twisted.
  • Sesshoumaru explaining the birds and the bees to Inuyasha with the help of little clay puppets and the Sengoku Jidai version of the Kamasutra because it's just too embarrassing when one's brother hasn't managed to get any in what amounts to ninety years.
  • Inuyasha swearing off sex because of that.
  • Inuyasha perjuring himself two hours later when Sango and/or Kikyo and/or Kagura and/or Kouga make a move on him.


Yes. Well. I think I'll just stop here.

Comments

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reiku
Jun. 29th, 2004 05:36 am (UTC)
Any lost/stolen sister of Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha's who probably burst from Inutaisho's forehead fully grown and is actually a phoenix inu youkai. At least.

*snicker* Though they're generally either Miko hanyou o.O Or half cat, half dog, all Mary Sue demons.

*giggle* I'd love to see all those things too.

Although I do kind of think Miroku/Kagura would be rather hot.
technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 09:49 am (UTC)
Miko hanyou? It seems to me I haven't read enough badfic yet. Half cat is actually quite nice, but I suppose in Inuyasha fandom it translates to half the brain. Also, the lost siblings tend to be spunky (hee) and feisty, which I hate.

And yes, Miroku/Kagur probably is hot. Wrong, but hot. Then again, when has good smut ever been wrong?
reiku
Jun. 29th, 2004 12:23 pm (UTC)
I loathe the spunky/fiesty sibling..or worse the kind, understanding sibling who heals the rift between Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. Heee. It's my opinion Inuyasha deserves a good 3rd of the beatings Sesshoumaru has given him.


Good smut is never wrong. That's my opinion anyway.
hardlyfatal
Jun. 29th, 2004 06:06 am (UTC)
I *adore* the idea of Kags and Sesshou discussing quantum physics and considering it romantic. Will definitely include that in my eventual/inevitable K/S fic... note to self: have to get houses7177 to help me with that scientific shit.

Was thinking of writing some hefty Miroku/Kagura smut as a sequel to Drops of Gold, now that Sango is otherise occupied with Inuyasha.

My premise: Kagura takes Miroku up on his ever-present request of to anything female to bear his child. They shag and shag and shaguntil she gets pregnant.

The catch: youkai can't get pregnant unless they wish to, and Kagura ain't making any wishes. So basically, it'll be one slammin'-good fuck-fest until Miroku learns she's just having him on about the child-bearing thing.

How's that sound?

[contemplates a mighty group-sex scene featuring Inuyasha, Sango, Kikyo, Kagura, and Kouga because they all made a move on him at once]

Kinky. Just might have to write that on principle, to see if I can.

technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 09:55 am (UTC)
I really, really hope you actually get around to writing Sesshou/Kagome, especially if it's going to be *intellectual* Sesshou/Kagome. I'm getting all shivery just thinking about it...

Miroku must be truly desperate to ask her, but I'd pay good money to see that. However, wouldn't Naraku control a child of Kagura's? I'm not sure whether Miroku would want to risk his offspring falling into Naraku's hands.

I'm all for the group sex tho. Bring it on!

Heee. Kinky indeed.
hardlyfatal
Jun. 29th, 2004 11:20 am (UTC)
Shivery... me too.

No, I wasn't thinking of Miroku asking her, rather have his quest be so infamous that even she's heard of his wandering hand and lecherous question.

The Premise: Kagura's feels horny as she lazily rides her feather around one day, on the way back from some random malevolence. She sees the houshi below, and recalls that he's the one always getting slapped. Hm, she thinks. She's in the mood, he's apparently raring for anything on 2 legs with a pulse, and he's kinda cute...

She approaches and tells me she will grant his request. He's baffled, she explains, he's horrified, she drops her kimona, he has a breathtakingly sudden change of heart. they shag.

[listens to the silence, broken only by the sound of chirping crickets]

What, you were expecting a real plot? When I get done with the fellatio scene, will you care that there's no real plot?
technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 01:53 pm (UTC)
Expecting plot? Who, me? No, not as long as there's shagging going on. I understand Miroku stated that he wouldn't want to knock up Kagura even if she's beautiful, but I guess he might change his mind when she stands in front of him naked. Heee.

And I wouldn't care about lack of plot even without fellatio. :P
uchuunoyanushi
Jun. 29th, 2004 07:26 am (UTC)
Miroku/Kagura. Because I'm twisted.

I've written that! Well, sorta ... I mean, she's kinda dying...

But yes! They belong together! Granted, I can't remember why I thought that, but they do!
reiku
Jun. 29th, 2004 08:17 am (UTC)
Because it's kinky. *nod* Plus she's a wind user, he has that air void. Then they're just visually appealing.
technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 10:03 am (UTC)
Hee, wind sex! Kagura could do oh such kinky things with a miniature tornado!


"Kagura?" Miroku's voice was almost drowned out by the vacuum cleaner sound of the wind youkai's mini-tornado.

"Yes?"

"A little to the left if you please," said the monk, sounding calm enough despite the fact that he was naked and hot, hand clenched around sweat-slicked prayer beads.

"Of course," Kagura retorted, tickling his navel with a feather. The tornado spiralled lower, and then just that tiny bit to the left.

Miroku gasped, arching.


I'm strange. Also, you're right, they *are* visually appealing. :)
technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 09:56 am (UTC)
Of course they belong together! Pheromones say so, and pheromones are never wrong!

Also, Miroku is a tomcat, and Kagura doesn't look like the jealous type. :P
anese
Jun. 29th, 2004 08:05 am (UTC)
Hi, you don't know me, I found my way here courtesy of reiku's journal. *waves*

Love the Kagura/Miroku idea.
technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 10:09 am (UTC)
Hi! *waves back*

Yeah I think Miroku/Kagura is definitely the way to go. Then Sango and Inuyasha can lead a life of happy violence together, Kagome can shag Sesshoumaru and Kouga can start a harem and drop in for a threesome now and then.

Uh. Didn't mean to shock you... *hides*
anese
Jun. 29th, 2004 06:33 pm (UTC)
*tries to imagine Sess/Kouga/Kagome*

It could work, but I don't think Sesshoumaru would do it unless Kouga used soap. LOTS of soap.

Sango/IY I actually think they could work, ever since that episode of the anime where she got drunk and tried to kiss him. That should have been a development, dammit!
dreaming_aeryie
Jun. 29th, 2004 10:04 am (UTC)
"Miroku becoming a stripper and being groped on a daily basis by screaming females" and "clay puppets"

Ahh...I'm all too happy with these images. It's hysterical. Personally, I could do with a little bit of Naraku stalkage. I mean, it's not fair for him to do all the chasing.

As for peeves...I have to admit, I'm perplexed by the insistence that Kagome has blue/grey eyes. I've look at all my mangas, and I swear, sometimes they're different colors, but sometimes they're brown. What's up with that?

Also...Shippo's mommy issues, and demon speed sex. Faster is not necessarily better, fangirls.

I'll have to meditate more, because there are numerous issues that I've ranted about in my head...
technoelfie
Jun. 29th, 2004 01:56 pm (UTC)
Well, I can see Naraku in the clutches of fangirl youkai -- a new and dangerous breed which clings to the object of its affection until it starts to bleed out of sheer exasperation.

Her eyes are definitely brown in the anime, but I don't know about the manga. I usually just accept it since I've never read the manga.

Gah, demon speed sex! It burnssss us, precious!
wrongly_amused
Jun. 29th, 2004 01:37 pm (UTC)
-Submissive!Sesshoumaru. This rubs me in all the wrong ways...I hate it. I think the word is not even in his vocabulary.

I agree. If he's going to be submissive, it's going to be that submissive in the sense that he's still technically in control. (How could he not be? According to Takahashi, he's the most powerful youkai in Japan!)

The one person I could see him being to submissive to is his father, but that would be more of obedience thing that comes from his respect and reverence that he holds for Inu Papa.


-Kikyou and/or Jaken bashing (thanks Reiku). They're both complex characters in their own right. Of course, so is Naraku. Kukuku... Still.

Kikyo bashing is so utterly passe. 9_9 People need to find new material. As for Jaken...that I agree on, too, since the little guy, for all his complaining, does his job and does it well, but in their defense, Takahashi has him bashed in canon, so... :-(


-Naraku/Sesshoumaru. Please. Also, Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru. And, Shippo/Kagome. *shudders*

The last one horrifies me me even more than the incest, actually. o_0 And no Naraku/Sesshoumaru? Oh C'MON! Y'know this series should base pairings on pretty hair! ;-) (And given the lack of character development, probablyu does.)


And as for the good stuff...


-Sesshoumaru giving Rin lesons in haircare and calligraphy.

Somebody did this, actually. It's Koneko's [Bad username: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=280009]Rin</a>. Not the best, but cute. I know helga_b also had a drabble on it.


-Kagome and Sesshoumaru discussing quantum mechanics and alternate universes until late in the night and calling it a romantic dinner. Besides, the Shikon no Tama is quantum, to paraphrase Pterry. I know it.

Why Kagome? Isn't she actually failing her exams in the series? ;-)


-Inuyasha taking a bath, and possibly using scent-free deodorant.

Actually, it scares me that we don't see this more in canon. Makes me wonder how Kagome can bear to stay that close to him...though in his defense, we've seen less cleaning on Sesshoumaru's end. Inu at least has his movie bath scene. :-)


-Naraku giving up his world domination plans and opening a brothel instead. It should definitely pay better.

No, it wouldn't. Who would he whore out? Kagura and Kanna? Kagura would be bitchy and kill people who tried to touch her, and Kanna...well, that's just wrong.


-Miroku/Kagura. Because I'm twisted.

No, you're just a a_hollow_year fan. She's writing one. :-)


-Inuyasha perjuring himself two hours later when Sango and/or Kikyo and/or Kagura and/or Kouga make a move on him.

What makes you think Kouga is any more studied in sexuality? Last I checked, guys who wear miniskirts weren't on the top of the lady killers list. ;-)
wrongly_amused
Jun. 29th, 2004 01:39 pm (UTC)
Sorry, the story link for "Rin" is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=280009
lynnxlady
Jun. 29th, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
>>And, Shippo/Kagome. *shudders*

The last one horrifies me me even more than the incest, actually.


Yeah, me too. Actually, I can't stand Sess/Inu more because the characters, ARGH, they do not compute in my head, and because S/Inu sex always seems to end with Inuyasha pregnant. <---big squick right there for me. But Kagome/Shippou makes me twitchy in the same way Sess/Rin does, but more so. I can stomach good Sess/Rin. Well, actually I've never seen good Kagome/Shippou, so~o I can't say for sure. But it's a pretty good bet I'd hate it. 'Cause Shippou+Kagome is my platonic OTP, yo.

Oh, and here: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1729336 is a good Miroku/Kagura fic or the first two chapters anyway. No smut, though.
anese
Jun. 29th, 2004 06:36 pm (UTC)
OMG. I love you.

I will read it.
technoelfie
Jun. 30th, 2004 09:48 am (UTC)
-Kagome and Sesshoumaru discussing quantum mechanics and alternate universes until late in the night and calling it a romantic dinner. Besides, the Shikon no Tama is quantum, to paraphrase Pterry. I know it.

Why Kagome? Isn't she actually failing her exams in the series? ;-)


Because she's quite bright -- as far as I know she used to be a very good student before the whole time travel thing started -- and not even a genius would manage good grades with that little preparation. Many geniuses might not learn actively, but they still pick up many things through mere exposure -- Kagome doesn't even have that.

Actually, it scares me that we don't see this more in canon. Makes me wonder how Kagome can bear to stay that close to him...though in his defense, we've seen less cleaning on Sesshoumaru's end. Inu at least has his movie bath scene. :-)


Indeed, but Sesshoumaru's white clothes always look so pristine I've simply assumed he bathes frequently. Inuyasha does have one bath scene (or is that two?), but his firerat haori probably hasn't seen any soap in quite a while.

-Naraku giving up his world domination plans and opening a brothel instead. It should definitely pay better.

No, it wouldn't. Who would he whore out? Kagura and Kanna? Kagura would be bitchy and kill people who tried to touch her, and Kanna...well, that's just wrong.


Nah. Kanna and Kagura are his helpers. I'm sure he's got other resources. Doesn't even need to be a brothel, it could be a strip club. With male strippers, including Naraku himself. I think he can do a lot of contortionist tricks. :P

What makes you think Kouga is any more studied in sexuality? Last I checked, guys who wear miniskirts weren't on the top of the lady killers list. ;-)

What I think is that Kouga is fond of experimenting. I have no idea why, but he looks as if he's into kinky stuff. The miniskirt is just a fashion statement I think... Highlander-like. :)
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