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Moving on.

boonies is back. Yay! I wish I were Bill Gates, only prettier. Then I could pay her hospital bills and there' be enough money left for Miroku lookalike strippers.

Alas, I am not, and so I cannot. :(

Have discovered an urge to start mentioning my sex life on LJ (no, not the sessions with Kakashi and at least two of his shadow clones). Can you say exhibitionistic, much? I shall most definitely refrain.

I still owe hardlyfatal a naughty Sesshoumaru picture. Which I shall start forthwith, or at least as soon as I know whether I am employed and can go on living or unemployed and thus suicide prone. I want Kakashi cuddles, dammit!

Also, I think I want my childhood back. Adulthood is not all it's cracked up to be. Honestly. And since I didn't come up with the Unfied Field Theory yet -- as I planned when I was seven -- my life has no meaning.

Well, except for the ninja sex.

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muffytaj
Sep. 7th, 2004 04:46 am (UTC)
Sex details? *ears prick (haha) up*

Details, please!
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technoelfie
Sep. 7th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
The employment decision has been postponed until tomorrow. At this rate there'll be nothing left of my nails very soon.

Ah, childhood! Drinking doesn't work for me since I loathe the taste of alcohol (pitiful=me). Also, no bathtub. I do have plenty of manga though, and cartoons and such... Only I don't get transported back -- especially not when watching Naruto (and all the hot grown-up ninjas). Instead, I get horny.

Hmm. Not that much of a difference to the time I was ten now that I think about it. Only then I used to get horny over Luke Skywalker. O_o

I refuse to try the chicken pox though. No memories are worth that.
muffytaj
Sep. 15th, 2004 06:28 am (UTC)
I never left my childhood behind ;) It's all about acting like a dork, sleeping in, and eating far too much junkfood.
technoelfie
Sep. 7th, 2004 12:51 pm (UTC)
Uh, on second thought, not quite that eager to share. Must have been momentary insanity... O_o Still. I might share details about Kakashi clone sex. The logistics of that are absolutely fascinating.
muffytaj
Sep. 15th, 2004 06:24 am (UTC)
Awww. *goes and perves on other people*

Yes, clone!sex is always so cool!
essie07
Sep. 7th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
sessions with Kakashi and at least two of his shadow clones

Sounds like someone should write a fic about that. I don't think I've ever read a Naruto fic where there were Kakashi and his shadow clones involved in having their way with someone... anyone tempted to try writing this???

Hee.

Do you sell your artwork? I'd assume probably yes because you're REALLY good at what you do.
technoelfie
Sep. 7th, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC)
Sounds like someone should write a fic about that.

Indeed. I've been wondering for quite a while why, with all the (predominantly gay, alas) Naruto fanfic around, no one has ever thought of using kage bunshin in their plots. There are so many hot ninjas, and so much potential for kinky sex! I mean, even masturbation takes on a whole other dimension when there are five of you going at it. Especially since the clones are not even bound to the appearance/gender of the original.

So much potential for mindblowing scenarios... *sigh*

As to my artwork -- I have never sold even one single pic. It's not that I don't want to, I simply have no idea how to go about it. I would sell prints of my stuff through DeviantArt (although I think them keeping 50% of the profit is shameless), but one cannot sell fanart through their service.

So I'm making no money with my pics, even though I could really use some. *sighs again*
essie07
Sep. 7th, 2004 05:42 pm (UTC)
I've heard people say that you can sell your work on EBay... though, that's probably not a very good idea. I did read on a couple of people's accounts at DeviantArt, that they do sell their work (and for A LOT of money), I just don't know where. ::thinks, thinks, thinks:: I wish I could remember who that user was so I could turn you to them. Apparently this person sells their stuff for hundreds to thousands of dollars!
hardlyfatal
Sep. 7th, 2004 01:58 pm (UTC)
Sounds like someone should write a fic about that.

::coughs::
technoelfie
Sep. 7th, 2004 02:07 pm (UTC)
Heeee. :P
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