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Halfway through Ch. 3 of Serendipity. Plus I'm sick and bored, so:

The ensuing blush that spread over Kagome's already rosy face was not from shame.

"What are you reading," she demanded, wishing she could feel righteously wrathful instead of strangely hot.

In the meantime Inner Kagome, the one who'd been fond of ogling Inuyasha's muscles back when she used to be a repressed but hormonal fourteen, cheered. Omgomg he likes women!

Inner Kagome had never had the best vocabulary. It was Kagome who did the talking, and she was much more erudite when it came to inserting her foot in her mouth by way of the kidneys.

"This is a holy place, you know," she said, and immediately wished she hadn't.

Kakashi shrugged, turning another page. He registered with approval that Kyoko and Machiko had obviously been provided a room with sufficient heating, then glanced at Kagome to see if she approved as well. After all, 'this is a holy place' could just as easily be translated as 'I'm having dirty thoughts when I really shouldn't, seeing as this is a holy place and all, and I'm sure Mama can smell porn at ninety paces even when she's not actually at home, and what are you doing, oh my god I'm really hot'.

And indeed, Kagome was still staring at the magazine and blushing prettily while she tried to look accusing instead of faintly turned on. She really was very cute, Kakashi thought fondly, doubly so when embarrassed.

She'd caught him looking, too, but instead of fleeing she bent down even lower, looking up with a helpless expression. "It's porn," she insisted faintly, but it was plain that her heart was not in it.

Well. It seemed he had found a fellow pervert, and she was flushed and pretty and smelled good, and she was also leaning toward him so far she was about to fall, trying to see better. Kakashi approved of that, too.

He smiled at her. "Erotic literature," he corrected, turning the page.

Kagome pouted and bent forward even further, the better to condemn the lewdness. "B-but-- But that would require text," she said. She sounded slightly breathless.

Kakashi's finger moved over the page until it reached a minuscule caption. "Indeed," he agreed equably. "It's right here, although I do agree that the script is rather small. 'Oh, it's still so warm in here, Machiko-san!, exclaims Kyoko, running a slender finger down her throat. Do you feel it too?' And there's some more on the next page--"

"I'm sorry," said Kagome, trying to jolt her frontal lobe into functioning again. "I don't know how I missed that. It's positively poetic. I must have been distracted by the overabundance of mammaries." Which, at least in Kyoko's case, were annoyingly plentiful.


( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 9th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
... I love you. You and your Pervy!Kagome-and-Kakashi. ^_____^ I am left wondering, though, if Kakashi shall ever return to Konoha, and if he does manage that, will Kagome go with him. However, you will eventually answer that. (I hope)
Feb. 11th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
I will indeed answer that. Pretty soon, too. I hope. ^^;
Feb. 11th, 2006 05:48 am (UTC)
Eeee! Well, I'd like to voice my opinion that I Really Hope that she'll agree to go to Konoha with him. After all, at least there she could openly use her miko powers if she so wanted to. ^^ After all, it's not that much different than a jutsu.
Feb. 11th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC)
I live to disappoint, I think. But Kakashi is dead over in Konoha. :(
Feb. 11th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
But he's still alive in Kagome!Land. Therefore he could return to Konoha... somehow or other. And really, I won't be disappointed either way, as Kagome is still in her world, where demons and whatnot still exist (even if they are very well hidden, as I can't see demons all over the world just dying off without a catostrophic incident that would have also knocked off the humans). But regardless, I am very, very eager to see your take on this fic. ^__^
Feb. 9th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)

Ah, Caro, how I've missed your wonderfully twisted dirty perverted creative mind.

Finestkind smut ahead, I'm guessing. Oh yes indeedy. ;)
Feb. 11th, 2006 12:29 am (UTC)
Hee, actually no! No smut yet. Before smt, there must be character development. *pouts*
Feb. 11th, 2006 05:45 am (UTC)
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